worm
10:38 Fri Aug 14
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Mr Polite 10:35 Fri Aug 14
*Applause*
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Charoo
10:41 Fri Aug 14
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You were working as a player in the shit French league, when we met you,
We picked you out, we shook you up and turned you around, Turned you into claret and blue,
now you really have got the world at your feet and we love you.
Dimi, Dimi Payet......
To the sound of Human Leagues "don't you want me".
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i-Ron
10:43 Fri Aug 14
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I keep thinking of song with words to rhyme with Payet and all i got was this
Is it my imagination
Or have we finally found something worth singing for?
We were looking for some action
And now we found that our Payet's the new Di-Caniooooo
Something like that. Best I can do. Polite will win again.
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i-Ron
10:44 Fri Aug 14
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Charoo 10:41 Fri Aug 14
Good effort but hate that song!
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B6NY B
10:45 Fri Aug 14
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To the tune of Bonnie Tyler's 'I need a hero'
I need PAYET,
I need dimitri Payet till 'Til the end of the night
I know that he's strong
I know that he's fast
I know he's gona win us the fiiiight
Proper BOUNCE on the concourse to that
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Davenport
10:45 Fri Aug 14
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Polite moknee and charoo
top efforts!!
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BRANDED
10:45 Fri Aug 14
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Who ate all the payets
Who ate all the payets
You fat bastard
You fat bastard
Who ate all the payets
When Nolan comes on
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Hearney
10:46 Fri Aug 14
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To the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man:
Payet is world class,
I bet he loves a brass!
We love him, he's magic, whilst Nolan is tragic,
Payet is world class!
Not bad for 2 mins, reckon this could be worked on!
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i-Ron
10:47 Fri Aug 14
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B6NY B
YES!
Just change I need PAYET to purely
DIMITRI PAYET!
I need that Payet till the end of the night....
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i-Ron
10:50 Fri Aug 14
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DIMITRI PAYET!
We need that Payet till 'Til the end of the night
We know that he's strong
We know that he's fast
We know he's gonna give them a fright
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stirlinghammer
10:57 Fri Aug 14
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payet
(clap)
payet
(clap clap)
payet
(clap clap clap)
payet payet payet
(clap...pause..clap)
repeat 74 times
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Side of Ham
10:57 Fri Aug 14
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To the tune of Boom Shake, Shake, Shake the Room.....
Payet destroyed the goons,
Payet will destroy you,
Tip, tip, tip, tap BOOM.
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Gentry
10:58 Fri Aug 14
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Will have a think a bit later when I'm less busy - there's a corker out there somewhere.
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The Fonz
10:58 Fri Aug 14
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Dimi, Dimitri Payet is better than messi...
Heartbeat by buddy holly
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B6NY B
10:59 Fri Aug 14
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i-Ron 10:50 Fri Aug 14
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I'm in! Wasn't sure if 'i' or 'we' sounded better. My last line is better though. Could proper get this going!
*whacks on jukebox
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Mr. Burns
11:01 Fri Aug 14
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Yeah, yeah, yeah
Que no pare la fiesta
It's time to PAYET
That song that Peter Wright comes OUT to IN the arrows.
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Jack_El_Biscuit
11:03 Fri Aug 14
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Island in the sea
That is where he's from
Now he's at West Ham
because Big Sam's gone
Run away from them and set Sakho up
They can rely on each other aha
Struggling for a last line
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i-Ron
11:04 Fri Aug 14
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B6NY B
I like we. Makes us sound TOGETHER!
And i think maybe a 'woooooooooooh' after the last line to keep it going again and that goes well with the fright!
I think this is in the lead for me.
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JLAP
11:07 Fri Aug 14
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He's French
He's class
Leaves defenders on their arse
Payet, Payet!!
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Basildon-iron
11:08 Fri Aug 14
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David Gold went to France in a labourghini,
Spent a load of fucking cash.,
and came back with dimitri....
To the tune of Went down pub, had 10 pints!
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i-Ron
11:09 Fri Aug 14
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How about to the tune of the French national anthem...
OUR 27 IS DIMI PAYET
HE'S FUCKING MAGIC
I LOVE THAT CUNT
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